I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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