YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think a kid would responsible me up
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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