she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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