we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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