What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Randomize
