I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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