i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
it's like iHOP with fire
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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