sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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