hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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