Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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