i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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