Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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