She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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