did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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