I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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