Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
wow bdsm is so cute
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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