I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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