But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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