do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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