weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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