How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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