You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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