Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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