chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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