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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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