it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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