are you still at the devil's house?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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