Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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