Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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