How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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