let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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