Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you didnt know i had herpes?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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