There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
soo... how was my night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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