So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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