The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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