ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
farters have to be the big spoon...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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