ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Randomize
