windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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