I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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