I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
