It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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