: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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