He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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