if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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