Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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