Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
