Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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