Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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