Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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