He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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