Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Never joke about your clitoris.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
