She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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