after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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