idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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