im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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